.heys people, got this off girl issues http://www.girlissues.diary-x.com/ in case you're having a bitch fit [BF], as quoted from white chicks... and get into serious trouble, like me and ice; last time... haha i'd be helluva great bitch >.<
BEST INSULTS for bitches
#1. what did u just say? i cant hear u cuz some fat ass elephant was making noise.
#2. You are so ugly the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper
#3. Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
#4. Hey, what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back!
#5. (name of bitch), laxatives isnt part of a food group.
#6. Qs. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ans. Ask your mom.
#7. Yo mamma's so dumb, she got locked in a supermarket overnight and died of starvation
#8. Why don't you slip into something comfortable. . .like a coma. (roll ure eyes for the best effect :P)
#9. Your soooo fat.. u have to walk arnd your own thighs to get to some place.
#10. honey, you so fat, your belt size is equator.
#11. Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
#12. FUCK! DONT RUN.... U'LL TRIGGER THE CAR ALARMS! (bitch laugh)
#13. you didnt FALL in love...U BROKE IT whore.
#14. look look look! (point t ure enemy) when she bends over we lose an hour of daylight! HAHAHAHAHA.
#15. Yo mamma's so fat, when her beeper went off, they thought she was backing up.
#16. Yo mamma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
#17. Mirrors don't talk, but lucky for you, they don't laugh either
#18. you're so ugly.. you make my grandma look HOT.
#19. is that your head? of did ure neck blow a bubble.does your face hurts? CUZ ITS KILLING ME..AHHH..
#20. im fat! but you're ugly, woman.. i can lose weight :P!
#21. the last time i saw you.. i fed it a banana.
#22. ewww... u make blind kids cry!you're so ugly.. when you looked out the window, they fined you for disturbing the peace.
#23. fuck it! even the doctor slapped yo mom!
#24. Qs. where's sandra? Ans. In my pants. (contributed by elendil)
#25. you so stupid, you got hit by a parked car.
#26. jane, you're a size..UGLY. HAHAHAHA.
#27. you're so old.. you fart dust.
#28. (say to a rich girl) ohyeah? well, your house is soo small.. i threw a rock and everyone got hit.
#29. Yo mamma's so fat she was baptized in Sea World
#30. (name of girl) IS SO FAT, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
#31. your girl friend is sooo fat.. u use her cleavage as a cup holder.
and drumroll..... my own... haha, a last minute thought.
#32. you're so stupid, you always trip over your wireless phone.
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